Torts Magorts. Tortar Sauce.
20. Second year pharmacy student.
Just trying to get by.
That's me. Here's my face.
Here's some more about me.
I especially enjoy TV, friends, and things that make me laugh.
Make some time for a pleasant scroll through my mind if you so please.
All are welcome, but only few may stay.
The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet
serena to my blair
ryan to my brendon
sam to my carly
cat to my dog
will to my grace
demi to my selena
Me: The Main Chapters
>original thoughts. mostly.
>for friends. from friends. my friends.
>my main men.
Factoids and other junk.
One time I saw...perform. It was awesome.
I was initially going to write in her ask box, but it became a lot longer than I expected and that wee little box couldn’t handle it.
To my lovely:
You are about to venture off into the three days that I like to call: … I was really hoping to come up with something clever, but alas - nothing. So I will continue on with a little advice, a dash of good luck wishes, and a ton of love. I want you to breathe and relax, it’ll all be over soon. You can do this. And no matter what Dr. Aguilera will fight to the death for you, there are absolutely NO reasons to have any qualms (nice word, right?). Your head is exploding with information, you can beat this test (ready for the first cliche?) - your only enemy is yourself.
There’s a reason why they look at how you stack up against everyone else rather than exactly how many you got right/wrong - this test wasn’t meant to be taken question by question, killing every answer with raw brain power, this is a test of endurance and strategy. The sadistic members of pharmacy school admissions board want to know just how hard you’ll push to be a pharmacist. They have pitted us against each other to find out who’s “better.” Don’t let this become a standardized test taking skills assessment, but don’t neglect those skills either.
You have the knowledge, you just need to have confidence in your brain! Let is do its thang! I bet if we just opened up that head of yours organic structures and scientific names would flood the majority of southern Texas. You’ve got this. You will come out of that room happy. You will beat my score and make me feel like a failure compared to you (but in an awesome-supportive-nonresentful way!). I want you to go in there Monday morning and just destroy that exam. Grab that test by its metaphorical hips and tell it that it’s your turn to lead (I’m not sure how this led into a dance metaphor).
And remember: YOU CAN SKIP, IT’S OKAY. Embrace your short attention span. It will help you.
My slightly-lesbionic-at-times-friendship-love for you burns with the intensity of a thousand flaming suns and I send tons of good juju your way.
I sure do hope you see this. It would be really cool if I didn’t have to tell you about it. I hop you stumble upon it.
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